December 2011
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Had a party last night and it’s the next afternoon and two guys still won’t fucking leave
Also one of them passed out in our bedroom (which had been closed) and barfed on the floor. So now my room stinks.
LEAVEEE I WANT TO RELAX AND CLEANNN
I’ve never had to kick someone out but I am getting close
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
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I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
girl you are not supposed to keep BLOOD AND TISSUE...
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Shale: I have noticed that the painted elf seeks the attention of the Grey Warden.
Zevran: He certainly does.
Shale: (Snorts) I watched many such couplings during the time I spent immobile in Honnleath. Or should I say I was forced to watch. You do know that this usually ends in reproduction. I have seen it many times, indeed.
Zevran: Oh? That is not such a terrible thought. Creating a new life can be a great deal of fun.
Shale: So you say. I have no idea how a golem is created, but I doubt I shall be creating one anytime soon.
Zevran: Just as well, I imagine. Any lover of yours would no doubt be quickly reduced to a puddle of bruises.
Shale: So you see me winning the affection of another golem, do you? Most golems are slaves to whomever holds their control rod.
Zevran: Funny, it works exactly the same way for us as well.
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A very weird New Year's Eve
During the summer I found out that a girl I went to school with had a crush on me. I asked her out but was rejected; she’d just gotten out of a relationship and apparently wasn’t interested in starting anything casual.
I thought it was a little weird that she was telling our mutual friends how much she liked me and then, you know, ended up rejecting me, but I wasn’t too...
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Big interview tomorrow!!
Full time, good pay (MILES ahead of what I’m making: basically nothing) so yeah I am quite er excited and nervous
Also it’s local so I wouldn’t have to move just yet which is fantastic
Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately life keeps getting in the way but oh my goodness if I get this job I might have to start queuing things jeezy creezy
But it’s okay because...
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Reblog if you'd vote for Ru Paul over voting for...
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(TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE) This is Why Women Are... →
This past Thursday, a group of men started cat-calling/hitting on a group of women in Chicago. When the women said, no, the men threw bottles and then SHOT at their car as they tried to drive away. One woman was shot in the shoulder, and the driver took a bottle in the head as she tried to drive off. Last month in Washington, DC a Transwoman was shot for turning down a man’s request for sex...
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“The average homosexual has 1,000 or more partners in a lifetime, and the average...”
– Ron Paul
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…Wow, I need to step up my game.
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DAMN ME TOO
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Ha ha! As a bi chick, this means I only need to get to 500.
… :’D welp
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So far behind D:
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I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had...
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THIS ^
Woooee Baybee.
Every guy wants sex in every generation…
i wanna go forward to the generation where assholes stop trying to make people they don’t even know feel bad for having a sex life
lol when exactly was this mythical generation?
Seriously? My Grandma just told me the story...